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Dial 09123 456 789 don't forget to ask bill payers permission. Calls charged at £3.00 per minute. Calls from Mobiles may vary

Instead of a premium rate sex line I would like to start a premium rate encouragement line for creatives. You ring up our 09 number where you can speak to a gentle voiced girl who bigs up your work and poo poos that last brief that lead to an awful piece of work! She gives you advice on your career and a gentle caress in the right direction.

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